Prime Minister of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull, put up for sale on eBay
31/01/2017 | By: Sebastian |
The Prime Minister of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull, aka “Fizza”, has been put up for sale on eBay over the weekend.
The link, which will no doubt be removed there soon, is at http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/132078917301 while it works.
The listing by ‘flyinggreencows’ on the 29th says:
For parts or not working: An item that does not function as intended and is not fully operational. This includes items that are defective in ways that render them difficult to use, items that require service or repair, or items missing essential components.
Brand: Liberal National Party
Sub-Type: Not Spline and has no spine
Model: Wanker Banker Wannabe “Somebody”
Slightly used. However, screws the working class quite well.
Has trouble screwing the corporate elite, fellow politicians, & bankers with whom he once worked.
Comes with an assortment of coloured and patterned ties for all types of occasion. Also included is the Julie Bishop Anal Screw (see second picture).
Cabinet and Backbench included — perfect for any toolshed!
Current Australian PM and corporate stooge.
Hoping this might help drive up the price.
International buyers strongly encouraged.
Return policy details
The seller won’t accept returns for this item.
Refunds by law: In Australia, consumers have a legal right to obtain a refund from a business for goods purchased if the goods are faulty, not fit for purpose or don’t match description.
A previous leader facing the same situation was Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif. He was put up for sale on eBay last year and fetched nearly A$94k.
Similarly, previous UK PM, David Cameron, was up for sale on eBay last year as well. He fetched £65,900 before the listing was removed.
Here is a screen shot of the Malcolm Turnbull eBay listing.
The bottom half is below.
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